September 28, 2007

Memo to Ken Burns

Ken, I haven't seen your new documentary, The War, yet. But I did just see your appearance on The Daily Show. And I have to tell you, get a fucking hair cut. No, seriously, you've been walking around with that same dopey mop for like 45 years. It's not 4th grade any more, Ken. Time for a big boy cut.

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