February 28, 2009

Let's File This Under "Good Intentions Meet Poor Reasoning"

Dayton Mother Caught Breast Feeding and Driving.

I get it. When the kid's hungry, you have to feed it. BUT PULL OVER! Geez...

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January 23, 2009

Maybe This Was the Problem

Remember how this summer my neighbor got all tweaky about our rented goats. Maybe she was worried about her car getting boosted.


January 22, 2009

Here's a Headline You Don't See Every Day

September 16, 2008

Still Another Great Seattle Headline

August 3, 2008

Yet Another Great Seattle Headline

July 2, 2008

Confusing Headlines

In the past few days I've seen some headlines that have really confused me. I think headline writers value brevity and snappiness far above comprehensibility.


June 19, 2008

Too Creepy Not to Share

The Magic Cabin Pony Harness has been discontinued. Perhaps too many "big kids" were using it for their own "playtime?"


June 17, 2008

Tiny House Woman

The woman who became somewhat famous for not selling her tiny cottage so that developers could put in a Trader's Joes died today. What will happen to her little house now?

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May 6, 2008

Another Big Seattle News Day

Raccoon causes power outage in Ballard

I particularly enjoyed the line, "they could tell by the smell that an animal was involved."

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April 4, 2008

What Qualifies as News in Seattle

Lost iPod returned to retired Oregon hairdresser.

I'm confused. It is newsworthy because she's retired or because she's from Oregon?

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January 21, 2008

Another Great Seattle Headline

December 28, 2007

What Qualifies as News in Seattle

A naked fight over a dog. Seriously people? Is there nothing else to discuss?

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February 21, 2007

How Do You Do That Exactly?